i’m going to die using a can opener.
This site I’m posting from has a lot of bullshit facts and not once have they supported a source. So for the funnier...
This is completely unsupported. There’s no evidence anywhere that this is true. I’m sure that this sort of accident has...
^shut up Michelle :(
better watch out morgan ;D
she-draws—duh:
…I AM DEADDDDDD MY LEFT-HANDEDNESS WITH BE THE DEATH OF MEEE AHHHHH
Oh hell, I’m screwed.
she-draws—duh:
fuck my life then